who's the prettiest?

hahahahaha yes. Fake!Obama is awesome. Fake!Blago is only slightly amusing since he's the target of humiliation here.

i know it's not a secret.

Holy cow, the media won't shut up about Jessica Simpson's new curves and how she needs to lose weight. Who the fuck cares what Perez Hilton or whatever his name is thinks about her weight? She looks fine. LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE - oh wait.

Read another article in the newspaper today that involved somebody losing a friend on facebook over a hamburger. lol whut.

Here, have a meme I took from lullabyte, because everything else is boring.

* Pick your birth month (see the list at the end of post).
* Bold (or italicize) the five-ten that best apply to you.
* Strike out anything that doesn't apply to you.
* Copy to your own journal, with all twelve months under a lj-cut.

- NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking. Less talkative but amiable. Brave and generous. Patient. Stubborn and hard-hearted. If there is a will, there is a way. Determined. Never give up. Hardly becomes angry unless provoked. Loves to be alone. Thinks differently from others. Sharp-minded. Motivates oneself. Does not appreciate praises. High-spirited. Well-built and tough. Deep love and emotions. Romantic. Uncertain in relationships. Homely. Hardworking. High abilities. Trustworthy. Honest and keeps secrets. Not able to control emotions. Unpredictable.

( More months underneath the cut... )

that's rough, buddy.

If you haven't seen this yet, watch it. It's funny.

But the ending is my favorite part *coughcough*.