samatethecookie | i had no choice but to hear you.

► Pick up to 15 OTPs.
► Describe them in less than (or equal to) 15 words.
► Have your flist guess the OTP.
► PROFIT.

Some of them are crack pairings. And not all of them are ... exactly fandom related. You'll see what I mean. ;)

01. A villain and a minor character who never got to share a chocolate parfait together. Nephrite/Naru, guessed by

darthnat!
02. After the soldier saves her from the blizzard, the alien saves him from himself. Red Star/Starfire, guessed by

deltashade!
03. A prince and his princess who defeat bad guys with sparkles and red roses. Mamoru/Usagi, guessed by

oyasumi_nasai!
04. Things change, she's changed, but the memory of the girl stays the same for him. Beast Boy/Terra, guessed by

deltashade!
05. A man who's desperate to marry the count's little sister - but he actually loves the count.
06. Those strawberry glasses were never properly replaced. Nana/Hachi, guessed by

oyasumi_nasai!
07. The red-headed bitch pushed the psychotic man into traffic soon after they met.
08. The hero who's allergic to water crushes on the girl who controls it. Lightning/Ophelia, guessed by

deltashade!
09. The criminal once sold the little rock n' roller some bad X. See-More/Terra, guessed by

deltashade!
10. She loves him, but she's not about to listen to him mope all day.
11. When the princess apologized to her best friend after making her cry -- she really meant it.
12. They had their male-bonding moments as they broke into a prison. Really. Zuko/Sokka, guessed by

deltashade!
13. Why would a jock ever want to date an emo?
14. She's a princess and a thief, and he's (literally) a monster who doesn't look his age.
15. The flower girl literally had him at "Hello!"