pardon me while I burst into flames.

You ever have one of those nights where you can't sleep, it's five in the morning, you have the odd inspiration to write something except it's all stupid fanfiction? Then you discover that you're not comfortable writing fanfiction so instead you try to focus on original characters that aren't giving you the inspiration you need?

So you're just sitting on your bed in front of your notebook or computer and staring awkwardly at it and waiting for a dumb idea to come out of nowhere. It never comes. You should be going to sleep but, again, you're not tired and you're bored and you've lost control over your life.

This happens to me a lot lately. I hate these nights. Maybe I should read a book.