samatethecookie | there goes Johnny America.

Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating!)

1) You are not alone. You are walking in the woods. With who?
Sev! Because I'm gonna need back-up or someone to get lost with.

2) You are walking in the woods. You see an animal. What kind of animal is it?
A grizzly bear.

3) What interaction takes place between you and the animal?
We cautiously come across each other, and this ends in a mutual respect as long as we stay within our boundaries.

4) You walk deeper in the woods. You enter a clearing and before you is your dream house. Describe it.
It's a comfortable, little two-story home, colored blue with white window panes, a porch, and it's surrounded by green grass.

5) Is your dream house surrounded by a fence?
Yes.

6) You enter the house. You walk into the dining room and see the dining room table. What do you see on and around it?
There's a clear vase filled with fresh flowers, a bowl filled with fruit, and there are red placemats. There's six chairs. The dining room table itself is a very dark brown, whereas the room is most likely colored in the same red the placemats are.

7) You exit the house and a cup is on the ground, what kind is it?
It's a coffee mug.

8) What do you do with the cup?
Pick it up and carry it with me because I want to see if I can use it for something.

9) You walk to the edge of the property where you find yourself standing at the edge of a body of water. What kind of body of water is it?
A clear blue ocean that seems to be endlessly deep. Except when I say clear, I mean, there's hardly any ripples, and you can see the sky reflect off it.

10) How will you cross the water?
hahahaha. I'd try and walk on it, or test it out and see how deep it is, but then I fall in. 8D;

1) The person who you are walking in the woods with is the most important person in your life.
Aww. <3

2) The size of the animal is representative of your perception of the size of your problems in your life.
...Go figure that, it was a grizzly bear, too. Uh. Wow. I don't think my problems are that huge, but I do blow them out of proportion sometimes.

3) The severity of the interaction you have with the animal is representative of how you deal with your problems.
I'm so very cautious with everything? That sounds right. I don't deal directly with problems. I prefer avoiding them from afar and threading carefully until they settle on their own.

4) The size of your dream home is representative of the size of your ambition to solve your problems.
I...guess I want to solve them, but I'm also comfortable just dealing with them as they come along? My house is small, but it being a two-story, I like to think that's a way of saying, "Yeah, sure, I want to solve them."

5) A lack of a fence is indicative of an open personality. People are welcome at all times. The presence of a fence indicates a closed personality. You'd prefer people not drop by unannounced.
SO TRUE. D:

6) If your answer did NOT include food, flowers, or people, then you are generally unhappy.
I uh, imagine things on my table because my parents' dining room table has both those things, though. So IDK about that.

7) The durability of the material with the cup is made of is representative of the perceived durability of your relationship.
Well, mugs can't completely break unless you intentionally try and do that. So that's good!

8) Your disposition of the cup is representative of your attitude.
I take everything with me? Or hang onto it all because I prefer hanging onto them?

9) The size of the body of water is representative of the size of your sexual desire.
...what sexual desire. I have none. What the hell.

10) How wet you get in crossing the water is indicative of the relative importance of your sex life.
I try and cautiously walk into it, but then I just fail and fall right through and get engulfed by it? Oh Lord, I don't even know anymore.