because I have to bitch.
Jan. 19th, 2011 03:23 pmDamn it, Square-Enix, you're slowly starting to piss me off. Why the hell are you making Final Fantasy XIII-2?
First it was Final Fantasy XIII Versus or whatever it's called, which has another boring angsty male protagonist (who looks like the lovechild of Squall and Cloud) who hangs out with a bunch of boring dudes that were specifically designed for yaoi fanfiction, and one chick named Stella who looks like the only worthwhile character in the whole game.
Then it was Final Fantasy XIV -- online. Another RPG. Woo.
Then you're making another Dissidia game, in which a crude gesture is made towards Tifa's cleavage, because the only valuable thing about Tifa is her boobs apparently.
And now you're making a sequel to XIII?
You know what I want? I want Final Fantasy VII remade for the PS3. That's what fans have been asking you to do for years. Way to completely disregard what we actually want. But at this point, I'm not sure I want you to be held responsible for that, considering you don't even know what the fuck you're doing with your characters anymore.
Ever since the Enix merger, you suck so much, Square-Enix.
First it was Final Fantasy XIII Versus or whatever it's called, which has another boring angsty male protagonist (who looks like the lovechild of Squall and Cloud) who hangs out with a bunch of boring dudes that were specifically designed for yaoi fanfiction, and one chick named Stella who looks like the only worthwhile character in the whole game.
Then it was Final Fantasy XIV -- online. Another RPG. Woo.
Then you're making another Dissidia game, in which a crude gesture is made towards Tifa's cleavage, because the only valuable thing about Tifa is her boobs apparently.
And now you're making a sequel to XIII?
You know what I want? I want Final Fantasy VII remade for the PS3. That's what fans have been asking you to do for years. Way to completely disregard what we actually want. But at this point, I'm not sure I want you to be held responsible for that, considering you don't even know what the fuck you're doing with your characters anymore.
Ever since the Enix merger, you suck so much, Square-Enix.
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Date: 2011-01-19 09:46 pm (UTC)While we're at it, fans shouldn't want an FF6 remake either, JUST NO REMAKES. WE DON'T NEEEEED THEM
... sorry, FF7 remake is one of my hotbuttons, actually remakes in general raises my hackles I guess haha
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Date: 2011-01-19 09:56 pm (UTC)Personally I'd love to get a VII remake if it means they're going to leave the story and the characters alone (and I'll admit that I'd like to see everything in lovely graphics, and FFVII deserves the treatment more than the other games), but I doubt that'd happen because it seems like Square-Enix doesn't even recognize who these characters are and why people love them. (Aerith in Crisis Core and Kingdom Hearts games is nothing like the actual Aerith, for instance.)
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Date: 2011-01-19 10:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 09:16 am (UTC)That's true!
Square-Enix really does need to move on. If you can't come up with anymore ideas for a Final Fantasy game in the franchise...then stop adding onto the franchise. Honestly with the failure of Final Fantasy XIV, Square-Enix is in enough trouble. Making another XIII game is just asking for it. :\
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Date: 2011-01-20 03:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-01-20 09:16 am (UTC)