please don't look at me like that.

[samatethecookie]

For this meme, choose one character of yours and one character of mine and then I will write out how they hook up, settle into a long term relationship and/or marriage, and describe their firstborn child/children.

I'll name off the characters like bangflip did. Both original and LJ characters!

Starfire • Lightning • See-More • Gizmo • Brooke/Terra • Zuko • The Boulder • Cais • Saniya • San • Vincent • Elise • Joe • Zei • Yal

By the way, got my hands on the new Utada Hikaru album. I kinda love it, especially this song.

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[landcow.livejournal.com]

Zuko and Zuko

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

LMAO.

My Zuko is so captivated by Your Zuko, even though the resemblance is like, so uncanny and stuff. :| But of course, their hook up is completely accidental. They get drunk because of Sokka, and wake up in bed next to each other. My Zuko and Your Zuko worry that they're breaking fifty different rules of the Universe, but decide they don't care and decide to go with it. Both of them become Fire Lords. Since they can't possibly have children, Ty Lee offers to give birth to a son for them? Hey, it can work. And it saves them from having a kid that looks and acts just like them and breaks everybody's brains.

[landcow.livejournal.com]

That's so messed up I can't believe I requested that lfmao :'(

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

At least they break every social rule in the book. They would be the first openly gay Fire Lord couple ever that look like they're twins, but they're actually them. I don't even know. :(

[deltashade.livejournal.com]

See-More/Terra. Comedy option Star/Terra. Horrible option Lightning/Thirst.

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

We all know how See-More and Terra got together. If they were to do it again in the future ... it would be when they're comfortable with themselves, but also lonely and wanting some company. It would start off as them being buddies, and their hook-up would just happen naturally. Their relationship would have its ups and downs, where they question whether they're more like friends than boyfriend and girlfriend, but they get over their hurtles. I can see them as the type who would get married and all that, but they'd never have kids. Or at least, not for awhile. They'd travel together. If they do have a kid, it would be one, and they would give it a name with an endless list of possible nicknames involving rocks or eye puns.

Starfire/Terra happen because we deem it so. That, and Thunder disappears and Terra just hates men right after the scenario with Beast Boy. They hook up because of a Nexus LOL. When they get married, their wedding cake is that of the Tamaranean tradition, where its filling is lots and lots of glorg. They're the only ones who eat their wedding cake, of course. I'd say they never have kids, BUT THIS IS THE NEXUS, and they're allowed to have their Mary Sue of a daughter, who has Starfire's skin pigment and Terra's blonde hair, and she can shoot lasers out of her eyes AND beat people with rocks. Their life is very, very awesome.


oh god oh god lightning/thirst give me a second to think of that one.

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

Thirst escapes from her prison in the sea, because she's the goddamn homunculus. She tracks down Lightning in a fit of rage to get her revenge, but discovers that every time she attempts to stab him, she gets electroshocked. She gets confused and wonders if she's doing it wrong, then Lightning gets angsty and goes on about how destructive he is. They both bond over this, and Thirst gets an .. unhealthy obsession for him. Then Ophelia conveniently gets killed by Thirst disappears after leaving Lightning a suspicious Dear John letter, Lightning and Thirst get into a complicated love/hate relationship - which mostly involves hate, since they curse at each other 24/7, but at least they find all tons of fun things to do together. They never get married, because, well, they just can't. Lightning gets involved in the search for Thirst's true identity and her memories, which ... doesn't end well. Thirst outlives him. He dies. She - may or may not have anything to do with it, but she mourns him in her own way, and dumps his body in the damn sea she got stuck in by his stupid girlfriend.

IT'S A VERY TRAGIC LOVE.

[shadowofaclown.livejournal.com]

Duela/Lightning.

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

When Duela left to disappear off the face of the earth to the land of talking animals, Lightning feels some very conflicting feelings for her, especially after reading that good-bye letter she left for him saying she loved him. He goes off to search for her, only to come up with... well, nothing.

Then suddenly, she returns, for no fathomable reason at all, and he's all "DUELA WHERE HAVE YOU GONE? STUPID GIRLS ALWAYS LEAVE ME" and gets emo, but they get over it. He's impressed with how more ... level-headed she is, even though he's not really level-headed himself. Their relationship isn't .. really surprising at all, or sudden. It just gradually turns into something, and the dates are very spontaneous. One of those dates involves going to an amusement park and waiting too long in line for a roller coaster until Lightning scares the crap out of everyone in the line to advantage themselves.

They do get married, which is ... a very strange ceremony, where he refuses to wear a tuxedo and wears his hero outfit instead. She doesn't care, because she finally gets to tap that ass. :| And I can see their crazy asses having ... more than two kids. They're both terrible parents, but make up for it by being awesome super heroes (or somewhere close to it) to impress the kids. They'd end up with mostly girls, much to Lightning's displeasure, who all act like Duela and randomly disappear to chase after boys who are scared to death of them.

[shadowofaclown.livejournal.com]

Oddly, I can see it happening, with a bit of emo about losing her Dive-verse boyfriend. XD

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

I can see it happen if that boyfriend and Ophelia weren't around, when Lightning gets past the fact that Duela stalked him for ... months, I'm guessing.

[sleepyscribbles.livejournal.com]

HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS MEME EARLIER. Oh shit here we go, man.

Ophelia/Lightning
Reyna/Cais (AHAHAHA YEP)
Krimson/Vincent
Ophelia/Zuko
Amenta/Gizmo
Jinx/Lightning (rofl, had to :P)
Sokka/Zuko (I MISS YOU CRACK THAT NEVER HAPPENED. I still have his LJ laying around, haha)

More later. maybe. idk, i don't want to overload you, which I probably already did XD

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

LMAO. You just made my day.

I totally have to get to all of this done as soon as I get done with this research proposal for class and running around with my head chopped off like a chicken.

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

Lightning and Ophelia do hook up through the use of mistletoe, as you already know. Together they fight crime, walk their dog Panda, and bake cakes together. When they get married, Ophelia bakes her own wedding cake, because she's that badass. Their marriage may or may not have to do with sudden pregnancy, but Lightning's the one that proposes so it doesn't matter. 8D They have a daughter, who has a lot of Ophelia's happy spirit, but she does have a bit of her father's horrible temper. The kid doesn't have any super powers. Lightning and Ophelia retire from the life of hero business and settle down in Hawaii for general relaxing moments with their kid. When she's older, they try to FIGHT CRIME YET AGAIN, but, y'know, it's a little hard because they get back aches now. Being so old and stuff. :| But he still does it while she stays at home for her bakery she opens up.

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

OH GOD REYNA AND CAIS YES YES YES.

Cais and Reyna meet through Iris, though Iris is reluctant to introduce her best friend to her daughter's boyfriend whose as old as they are. There's a strange connection between them; they bond over things they have in common that they'd thought they'd never find somebody else to talk with about. When Tal drops the bomb that "oops killed your fiance lol", Reyna gets depressed. Around this time, conveniently enough, Cais and Krimson break up because she slept with Vincent. >:| I don't even know. They agree to a date; Cais likes Reyna because she's kinder, and Reyna likes the mysterious ones. When they get married and have kids, they'd have two of each, a boy and a girl. Both have black hair, one has red eyes and the other has blue eyes. They're both ridiculously smart kids with a love for classical music and the occasional snails as a snake.

.......... it's more romantic than that, I swear.

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

I can see Vincent and Krimson working if Cais wasn't anywhere in the picture and if they wait a few years. Vincent needs to overcome his trust issues, and he and Krimson have to grow up a little bit. When they do meet again, it's probably through Saniya's wedding with Ozzy, and they reluctantly start talking to one another. It takes off from there. They agree to be friends, then friends with benefits, until finally getting in a relationship. Though, it would be difficult if Krimson's still drinking; as big of a door mat as he is, Vincent wouldn't put up with it. After she does get help, and his issues are out of the way, they can get married. They don't make it a huge wedding. I can see them as the type who put on their best clothes, run down to City Hall with friends and register for a marriage license, and hold a ceremony there. They'd celebrate afterward with a huge party thrown by their families and friends.

They're also the type to just have one kid; I don't think Krimson would want more than one. I think it'd be adorable if they have a son. Krimson would totally be the father figure for the boy rather than Vincent, but Vincent doesn't mind either way.

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

SOKKA AND ZUKO. Oh man.

Sadly, I can see them hooking up post-Boiling Rock, but finding it difficult to be in a relationship since... y'know, Suki's back, Zuko has Mai and can't really continue the blood line without a proper heir, and he isn't about to count on Azula in that department since it's Azula. But, that doesn't mean they secretly lust for one another like the guys do in Brokeback Mountain. Once the wives are out of the way, they can live an open gay love affair. :|

But since this is crack and we can pretend that Mai.. I don't know, divorced Zuko and Sokka isn't quite a good match for Suki, I'll go about and say that Sokka and Zuko are totally not gay but for some reason they think the other one is hot. So, it wasn't meant to happen but they're going with the flow. They enjoy it for awhile and hide it from their friends, or try to (Toph knows and hears all). They can't get married, sadly, but they're okay with that. They're still awesome dads for Zuko's son/daughter through Mai.

Ir they're removed from the Avatar element altogether, it's even more hilarious and open for many possibilities.

[samatethecookie.livejournal.com]

Jinx and Lightning would be SO disastrous.

Like, if Ghost and Ophelia ever stopped seeing them, it could open the door for the possibility. They would have pity sex. Lightning needs to blow off steam, and so does Jinx, so it works for the both of them. Then it grows into something more; turns out, they have a lot in common other than their conflicting personalities. Their powers DESTROY. :( They can bond on those terms. It's nice for one to have somebody to talk to about destructive powers.

It's never really clear how they fall in love, but it happens. They'll disappear off the face of the earth for a year, come back and they're a married couple who like to wander around to get into hi jinks together. and Jinx would never have to worry about sleeping problems again with Lightning as her partner; he can put her to sleep with his boasting and story-telling about his so-called awesomeness. ;) They have a kid a few years later, and he looks more like Jinx than Lightning, but he has his father's temper and love for destroying things. When the boy grows up though, it's revealed that he's gay (should've seen it coming with his purple clothing, imean), which gets a "oh w/e as long as you're happy" reaction from Jinx and a "a'h;kalhjakhja/jhlajgaljgal FUCK" reaction from Lightning.

[evilwildlex.livejournal.com]

Jet and Zuko... or Ghost and Starfire.